The Pros and Cons of Doog

Obviously this list is done slightly tongue in cheek but there are elements of truth within it. I guess the cons outweigh the pros at the moment but I’m working on it!

Pros.

1. Intelligent

2. Funny

3. Kind

4. Generous

5. Talented

6. Great cook

7. Awesome lover…..

8. Sense of style

9. Cheap night out

10. Partly gay so great for shopping

11. No I mean it…. I’m a great lover

12 Anger issues

Cons

1. Narcissistic traits

2. Fear of abandonment

3. Black and white thinking

4. Talks before thinking

5. Mental

6. Easily sidetracked

7. Messy

8. Old

9. Mental and old

10. Addicted to coffee

11. Mental old and addicted to coffee

12. Fat

13. Unfit

14. Only use gym for showers

15. Emotionally immature